It's ironic that my last post was about sex education, yet, the most basic of safety techniques was not covered. This was ignorance on my part. Who would've thought something so old could still work so ...well? I sure as hell didn't, but I've once again been proven wrong. I'm not used to this feeling; an all knowing being like myself is not wrong much, if ever.
Edward, how dare you make me look so foolish?
I just wish I'd shown you this sooner:
Not that I don't love the surprise your negligence brought us...
With that said; I know I'm technically old, but someone as young and ridiculously hot looking as myself should not be referred to as 'Gramps'.
P.S: I know you love birds have a lot to prove, but Emmett and Rose never disrespected the hood of my Mercedes in such a way. I would appreciate it if you kept your sexcapades out of my garage.