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dr_carlisle in cullen_diaries

It's been a while since I checked in on the world of livejournal. I'm sure you're all aware that life has been a little chaotic lately.

It's ironic that my last post was about sex education, yet, the most basic of safety techniques was not covered. This was ignorance on my part. Who would've thought something so old could still work so ...well? I sure as hell didn't, but I've once again been proven wrong. I'm not used to this feeling; an all knowing being like myself is not wrong much, if ever.

Edward, how dare you make me look so foolish?

I just wish I'd shown you this sooner:



Not that I don't love the surprise your negligence brought us...

With that said; I know I'm technically old, but someone as young and ridiculously hot looking as myself should not be referred to as 'Gramps'.

P.S: I know you love birds have a lot to prove, but Emmett and Rose never disrespected the hood of my Mercedes in such a way. I would appreciate it if you kept your sexcapades out of my garage.

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Um........errr.......Car......uh....dude......

*gives cupon for a free MAACO car paint and body job*


itwasntedandbellssorryboutthatgottagoyea.

P.S.

Might not wanna uh....go into.....err...your office yet either.

I wwas kinda looking at the kamasutra and......

BYE!
Eww Emmett. Better not go near my Porsche. Then again it's your funeral, you decide.

Aren't body jobs what got you into this mess? I fail to see how they will get you out of it.
*BIG SPARKLY EYES*

BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED IT WHEN I CALLED YOU GRAMPS?!

*pouts*
Family Portrait!

February 2009

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