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OMG DIAF EDWARD HDU!!!!

I look HOT in a thong? I look fucking AMAZING in a thong! And you know it!!!
I think I'm keeping your stereo just for that, least till you admitt I look more than HOT in a thong.

Glad you finally got converted to the Square Pants though, I was about to shove you in the pool, and you know we sink like lead. ( being heavy, hard as stone and all)

Now to find a place to put your ghetto blaster, you really SHOULD keep up with technology.

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Try the roof Emmett, it'll look good up there after it gets struck my lightening.
Put it in Bellas Pants. It seems like he'll never be able to get in there.

*HIO*
I'M SORRY, EMMETT. I meant to say that you look SUPERFANTABULOUSTICAL in a thong. Seriously, dude. But if you don't give me back my stereo, I'm burning that kinky bunny-suit that Rosalie just bought you as a surprise. I read her mind and know exactly where it is. And she also got that bear blood-flavored edible underwear from VampMart. I KNOW you don't want THAT to disappear.
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