Cause I just wanna be famous.....
OH HAI! I'm Emmett Cullen, you may remember me from such stalker missions as OMG SEXY VAMPIRES GET THEM! And I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SIT OUT HERE AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW!
It's funny to me really, the whole family is going crazy over the stalkertazi, I LOVE it, I'll even pose if they ask me, I mean come on guys, no publicity is bad publicity and we got it goin on!!!!
Course I cant go outside in my tutu anymore, it would crush some of my fans hearts.....wich is a bummer cause I love the tutu.
But dude....chicks.......how awesome is that.
Now if only the stalkers would get younger. INTERNET BABES! YOUNG ONES! IM OUT HERE! COME GET ME! FO SHIZZLE!
and now I'll go hide from Rose.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!