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So this is what it's like to be famous...

This whole school thing is getting scary now. People are everywhere. I love attention, don't get me wrong, but there's a time and a place, and at school where I'm trying but failing because I'm just that hot to fit in, is ridiculous! For starters I have to wear awful clothes that are in no way flattering, so as not to draw more attention to myself. Ugh, and this is the time people decided to take pictures of me??


I'm trying to be all human with that can of soda

Look at them all around my car! WTH?

However, they did get some good shots, look at these pictures I found of my Baby

Isn't he gorgeous? Don't be jealous, now...

The only good thing about these pictures is that Edward has finally been revealed as a liar. All that time he told you all he had an S60r? LIES.

Edward drives a hatchback, ladies and gentlemen. He's a soccer mom.

In other Cullen/Hale news: Edward is still using keyboards for pleasure...no, really! I didn't get it either. I've been finding keys all over the house for the past week. I think he's trying to tell us something, so far I've collected the letters R I U E and V...

My Emmy bear is still loving women's clothes, but I've decided to embrace it, rather than punish him for it. Even though he does love the punishments. The handcuffs have been confiscated now though. Carlisle said he didn't want Esme to have to go rescue her 'son' in such a position again. Prudes.

It's been a bad week for Jasper. Edward is more and more set on 'losing it' FINALLY! with Bella, but she's being all IDK? all of a sudden, and the confused sexual tension is really getting to the little chihuahua. Alice seems to think it will happen soon, I'm glad I didn't have to get that vision myself.

That's all for this week I think.

- Rose x


You're right not to envy me in that position. Although I'm sure that vision will be over rather quickly, what with Edward being Mr. Virgin Virtue Saver. Oh and I bet it will involve Bella laughing at his Batman underoos. In that case I bet you'd be happy to be on the receiving end of the vision. The possibilities for destroying Edward's ego are endless.
I'm sure that vision will be over rather quickly, what with Edward being Mr. Virgin Virtue Saver

I know, right? Have you read all these websites where all the girls think he's some sex god or something? Where did they get that idea? He's 106 17, with zero experience...now if they want a sex god, I know one, he's called Emmy ;)
Let them think what they will. As long as there's no slash.
The crazies stole my car and replaced it with a shitmobile! UGH. I SAY WE KILL THEM ALL.
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February 2009

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